NOT TODAY HEIFER

This design is sass, sarcasm, and southern charm all rolled into one! “Not Today Heifer” is a hilarious, bold statement perfect for those who like to keep it real—with a little attitude and a lot of laughs. The phrase is often styled in a playful western or handwritten font, surrounded by cow print patterns or doodles of a sassy cow—think sunglasses, lashes, and a “don’t test me” vibe.

It’s the perfect mix of funny and fierce, ideal for casual wear, rodeo-themed events, or just a day when you’re not here for the nonsense.

Sarcastic. Country. Cowgirl energy.

Hashtags:
#NotTodayHeifer #CowPrintQueen #WesternHumor #SassyAndSouthern #HeiferDontTryMe #FunnyFarmStyle #YallNeedJesusAndCoffee #SarcasmWithStyle #MooMood

🔥 Transfer Pressing Instructions (DTF)

• Temp: 290–320°F

• Time: 10–15 seconds

• Pressure: Medium to firm

• Peel: Cold peel only

• Let the film cool completely, then peel slowly from one corner

• Repress with a Teflon sheet for 5 seconds for durability

Pre-press your garment for 5–7 seconds to remove moisture.
Works best on cotton, poly, or cotton/poly blends.

Washing Tips:

• Wait 24–48 hrs before washing

• Wash inside out, cold, gentle cycle

• Tumble dry low or hang dry

• Do not bleach or iron over design

Shipping Time
3 to 5 BUSINESS DAYS